I have some bad news and good news!
Bad news, I didn’t win the lottery with my lucky $2 bill while I vacationed in Winthrop, WA over my birthday weekend. Of course, this leads into my good news that I can now continue to blog and offer worthless advice to Cyndi (my imaginary stalker) and my three other readers (special shout out to my blogger friends on Vancouver Island and in the great state of Kansas). I do appreciate your following my worthless advice blog!
With my lack of winning the lottery, my retirement plans include to continue to work and save money. In the meantime, I will enjoy the sunshine. If you haven’t heard, we have had a rash of good weather here in the Seattle area for the past few days. If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook (if you don’t, you really should), you might have noticed that I have been posting photos of myself out on location as the awesome school photographer I am (and a modest one as well). Today, we hit 81 degrees at the Sea-Tac Airport and I’m sure it was 84 here in Kent, WA. I love this kind of weather: sunshine and a little heat.
Since my blogging career and online business income hasn’t exploded into a massive fortune, I am not moving any time soon to Kauai (as seen on the TV show “Hawaii Life”) or any other warm climate. Sure, I have talked about moving but I most likely won’t be moving anytime soon.
I have considered Kauai since my parents still live there but I am apprehensive considering my past experience as a youth on Kauai. And the larger question is: What would I do on Kauai? I would probably avoid doing any work of any sort and that would be a bad thing. I’d get fat and tan and lay on the beach like a Hawaiian Monk Seal and that wouldn’t be good, would it?
I would probably have a hard time blogging too because I couldn’t complain about the rainy Seattle weather or the awful traffic. What would I blog about?
Nah, I think I’ll continue to complain about the rainy, cold weather of Seattle and give worthless advice about blogging, retirement, and how to make money online. Since, I am the King of Worthless Advice, I should be perfect at it!
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Woo hoo! for Cyndi. Who knew she was following other blogs! 🙂 As for the Seattle weather you can consider my move: I left the PNW and all its lushness eight years ago, Now I live in one of the most arid parts of the country where some may soon kill for rain. It’s synonymous with the Mad Max movies only the fighting is over water here and not fossil fuel. Staying where your lungs won’t parch may not be a poor decision.