Someone is having a bad day—U-Haul crashes into Historic Seattle Landmark

July 11, 2016July 11, 2016 ~ K ~ 1 Comment

Sometimes you just want to move your belongings from one place to another. These poor folks decided to take their U-Haul moving truck through the beautiful Seattle Arboretum. Why not? It’s a short cut, it’s a nice drive, and what could go wrong? Click on the link to KOMO news (one of our local broadcast news channels).

I’m hoping they opted for the “extra insurance coverage”. I know your regular auto insurance usually covers small accidents but most of us have deductibles ranging from $100 to $1000. The one time I opted for the additional coverage when I rented a moving van (14 years ago), it was worth it. It was a small additional charge that covered EVERYTHING. I managed to scrap a long line in the wood deck of the Public Storage moving van and they wanted to charge me for it. It was a moving van and it was normal wear and tear. Then the guy saw I had opted for the additional coverage and said I didn’t have to worry about it.

If you think about it, unless you are a commercial truck driver and use to a large vehicle, it makes sense to get the extra coverage and talk with your insurance coverage before you rent the truck. Sure, it is cool you are moving from your parents’ basement into an overpriced apartment near Green Lake, but you need to cover yourself. Think how this poor guy’s weekend is now ruined.

Click on the link below to check out more photos.

http://komonews.com/news/local/u-haul-truck-crashes-into-historic-seattle-landmark

Drone Video: Lincoln Rock State Park

July 3, 2016July 3, 2016 ~ K ~ 3 Comments

Enjoy this video of Lincoln Rock State Park!

Lincoln Rock State Park is located about 4 miles north of Wenatchee, Washington on the east side of the Columbia River.

Summer Camp for Adults? Cash on In!

June 29, 2016June 29, 2016 ~ K ~ 4 Comments

FullSizeRender Summer is here and a few years back I read about Adult Summer Camps. I didn’t pay much attention to the Adult Summer Camp craze because I was too busy being, you know, a parent. Besides, I’ve done my fair share of camping, backpacking, and attending summer camps as a young Boy Scout and also as a Boy Scout troop leader. Oh, and don’t forget my trips to various Girl Scout camps with my daughter as well. So you can imagine, I’m not too interested in sleeping a musty old cabin eating bad food at the dining hall as an adult because we now have an Adult Summer Camp opportunities abound.

So, you see, the idea of Adult Summer Camp doesn’t really appeal to me. However, I can see that it is a great idea because it already exists and someone is making some money. However, I believed these “summer camps” are called business conventionsand trade shows and held in places like hotels. Usually you have to attend because your job requires you to. Or you could go for pleasure and attend something like Comicon. You know, a place where you can dress up in a costume just like you do on Halloween. There is nothing wrong with that. It is a hobby and hobbies are something you enjoy doing and I strongly encourage you to attend a convention if you want to. I just don’t understand why someone wants to head out to the woods and go back to summer camp. I’d much rather head to a hotel and enjoy the pool and spa services.

Of course, I’m a fool for not cashing in on the Adult Summer Camp craze. I know a number of experts (aka friends) that could assist me in creating a new summer camp. If someone wants to pay me to attend a summer camp, who am I to stop them?

What courses would I offer? The list is endless!

Lawn Mowing and Lawn Care
Complaining & Whining
Photography
House Painting
Blogging
Cheap Vacations
Car Maintenance
How to Fail
Drone Flying (and Crashing!)
Home Beer Brewing (and its sister course Beer Drinking)
How to Be Depressed in Your Life without Mental Illness
Boating and Floating
Camping Basics
Candle Making
Wine Drinking
Scotch and Whisky Drinking

Pretty much whatever you can imagine, we could offer it as a course. I could rent some old summer camp, set up some old army tents, get some retired school cook for my mess hall, and we would have our summer camp up and running in no time. Daily Field trips to the local pub for inspiration would be a must. Hands on experience (like painting my house) with a touch of reality (see my highly regarded course “How to Fail”).

I know you are dying to sign up. For only $1499 per week, this summer camp experience can be yours. You can send me cash anytime. I promise to save your spot for you.

Have a great idea for a course? Want to be a part of a winning team (or you need a job for the summer)? Let me know! Frankly, I need all the help I can get.

Vacation Post: Chelan, Washington

June 28, 2016 ~ K ~ 1 Comment

It has taken me a few days to get out of work mode and into vacation mode. We are staying about 3.5 hours (driving time) from our house which results in hotter weather with clear blue skies. As you have probably gathered from past blog posts, the western Washington area is usually cloudy, wet, and cool (55-65 degrees F). However, once you drive over Snoqulamie Pass and enter the eastern side of the state, you get hot, dry desert weather. We now have high 80s to low 90s, clear blue skies. Did I mention blue skies? Yeah, we can see the sun here.

Now, summer is the best time to be in Seattle because the cloudy skies are really now blue skies. The weather is good. The new channel is teasing us with reports of sunshine and temperatures of 70-80.

The Lake Chelan area is beautiful. It use to be just apple orchard country, mixed in with some cherries, and then a sprinkle of vacation condo resorts (lots of timeshares here). Over the past 15 years, Chelan has added about 23 wineries and more tourist activities such as ziplines, jet skis and boat rentals, etc. There is a great and affordable family waterslide park called “Slidewaters”. Great local pizza joints and hamburger places. Heck, and there is sunshine every darn day!

300 days of sunshine…you can’t complain about that especially when it comes with a 55 miles long lake with clear blue water.

Sorry Sir, your T-Shirt isn’t going to survive.

June 24, 2016 ~ K ~ 5 Comments

As summer approaches, it is time we assess our T-Shirt collection and we bid farewell to some of our old T-shirt friends.

For women, this would seem like a normal course of action. That t-shirt was so last week; time to get rid of it.. However, to a man, this is akin to losing a good friend to a random softball accident while playing the nuns of Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow and Misery on a hot Saturday afternoon. You never think it will happen but when it does: you must say good-bye to a dear friend rather quickly.

You have to understand the simple fact that men love their t-shirts. They remind us that life can be casual and care-free. You know, like the time before we had a life full of responsibilities, work headaches, kids, and the crazy neighbors. A time when you could know that whatever day it was, a t-shirt would be the appropriate shirt to wear for that occasion. A kid’s birthday party? T-shirt time! Going out to a club tonight? T-shirt time! Attending a funeral for your girlfriend’s great aunt? It’s black T-shirt time! Hanging out with your friends at the court-house? It’s T-shirt time!

I recently pulled out a shirt from the dryer only to discover it had holes in the back of it. Not the arm pits or the front of the shirt, it was the back of the shirt. It was a sad day. That t-shirt has traveled many miles….it has been a good friend. Whether I worn it to bed or out to the local grocery store; it was comfortable friend who was always there for me. Sadly, no amount of duct tape will spare it from becoming a garage rag.

Here’s to you old faithful friend…I bid you a fond farewell. May your life as a cleaning rag serve be just as fun as the time we ran our mountain bike up a tree while texting and drinking a Slurpee. We both know it won’t be fun but we are going to pretend it will be.

Good Bye T-shirt…..

Long Beach, Washington – Father’s Day 2016

June 21, 2016June 21, 2016 ~ K ~ 3 Comments

On Sunday, my son, his friend, and I made a quick trip to Long Beach, Washington to create some drone video footage and take some drone photos. The last time I was in Long Beach was with the family for a short lunch stop so I was pleased to have the opportunity to visit again and stay a bit longer.

The weather was perfect for enjoying Long Beach. Clear blue skies and a bright sun for us however, it was very windy. Long Beach is know for its excellent kite flying conditions. Plenty of wind on Sunday and Monday if you like kite flying, seagulls, and assorted windy day activities.

We stayed in Jazzy’s Crab Shack Link to Jazzy’s Crab Shack and it was great for the three of us. Two bedrooms and a queen hide away bed in the living room area, two bathrooms, dining room area, plus a well stocked kitchen with a breakfast nook. The vacation cottage was very clean and looked like it is well maintained by the owners.

Monday’s weather was a bit more cloudy but the wind was about the same. After driving around the area a bit, you realize that the beach is pretty far away. It is wide and (of course) it is long (hence the name “Long Beach”). In Washington State, you can drive on the beach (in certain areas).

The visit was short but still fun. Hopefully, when you get the chance to visit Long Beach, the weather will be warm and sunny for your visit.

Thank You Idiot Parent Dropping off Your Kid at school today; you make my day even more miserable than it already is.

June 20, 2016June 17, 2016 ~ K ~ 11 Comments

Parent drop off The last day of school was last Friday and it was the last time I dropped off my spoiled little princess for the school year. Sure, we should make her walk the half mile to school but we don’t. We would much rather subject ourselves to the misery of the Student Drop Off Line in the morning. You would think that after 180 days of dropping off their kids, more parents wouldn’t be complete idiots when it comes to dropping off their kids in front of the school.

Seriously, they have had 180 drop offs. Can’t they figure this out by now? But every morning when I drop off my princess, some moron in front of me stops short and plugs up the whole system. It really isn’t that difficult to figure out that you drive all the way to the end of the semi-circle driveway and then drop off your kid. You don’t stop at the beginning and let them out. When you drop them off at the beginning, it stops the whole flow.

See all the free space in front of you? Use your common sense and move up. See all the cars behind you WAITING for you to move? That’s because we aren’t morons and can see that there are other parents that are dropping off their kids too. We know that we need to move as far up as possible so that the whole system works. You, on the other hand, are a complete moron who thinks of no one but themselves.

I bet you hate puppies and snowflakes too.

Maybe next year, you can figure out this incredibly easy drop off system. Until school starts up again in the fall, I bid you a fond farewell.

Crap I don’t Want for Father’s Day

June 18, 2016June 17, 2016 ~ K ~ 18 Comments

Father's Day Father’s Day – Oh, how I hate you.

As a father to 0-3 kids (sometimes I claim them…sometimes I don’t), I hate Father’s Day. I know I’m an awesome father, why do I need a special day? Father’s Day is a made up holiday that really does nothing but support the retailers of America. Do they have Father’s Day in other countries? Don’t answer because I don’t really care. I don’t care about ours so you can surmise that I really don’t care if you have a Father’s Day either.

I tell my family not to buy me anything. I’ll accept a homemade card and some food but I don’t need anything else. Make me breakfast; I’m OK with that. If you insist on getting me something, please us the following as guidelines.

I don’t want the following:

Track Suit/Sweat Suit – Do I look like I’m a retiree?
Ties – I have plenty.
Crappy Art Work – for Pete’s sake you are teenagers and young adults, if your artwork looks like crap now just give up drawing anything.
Coffee Mugs with “World’s Greatest Dad” on them. We already know I’m the best.
Dinner Out at a Restaurant – I end up paying so how is this different than any other time we go out for dinner?
Book Ends – I saw this on a website as a suggestion. Really? Bookends?
Books about Rich People – Thanks for making me feel like a failure…again.
New fad “Diet” books – I know, I know…I’m fat.

Things You Can Get for Me for Father’s Day

A handmade card – use multiple colors and write something creative. Put some thought into it. Bust out those old color crayons and pens and get cracking. I want some artwork I can sell.
A photo of you and your siblings – Give me the illusion you like each other and get along with each other.
Liquor – A nice whisky or scotch…don’t go cheap on your old man.
Food items, candy, etc. – I’m a man, so food works.
Experiences – let’s do a hike, river rafting trip, burying a dead body, etc. together. Make a memory with me.
Cologne – ask your Mom; don’t pick something for me…ask your Mom. I don’t want to smell like some cheap boy band member or that I just step out of prison for a weekend visit.

Oh, by the way, Father’s Day is tomorrow. Don’t worry; you don’t have to do anything.

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Yup! You were right…Your Spouse is trying to kill you!

June 17, 2016June 17, 2016 ~ K ~ 2 Comments

I have some bad news for you folks that work and help support the family. It appears that your spouse is trying to kill you.

Shocking? A bit…but not unexpected, is it?

The news gets worse if you are a woman.

It seems that if you are a working woman, those long hours at your job are more detrimental to your health than to a man’s health. Does this mean you can’t handle it? Hardly. It means your spouse is trying to kill you by making you work! It also probably means you care a bit more about your job than your lazy husband. You know he doesn’t care about his job. He is just worried about what he is having for lunch. You are the one who has to get up at 5 am, shower, put your make up on, catch the train, walk the remaining half mile to your job, scan in using your keycard, listening to your lame boss, eat lunch at your desk, create a value added spreadsheet, work some more, suffer through yet another meeting, rush to catch the train back, and walk uphill back to your house, and eat some leftover frozen pizza your husband somehow managed to find in the freezer.

And what about your husband? Eating some Ben and Jerry’s ice cream as he watches that baseball game on TV. Look at that smug look in his eyes as he takes another heap of ice cream from the bowl into his waiting mouth. I bet he has a beer on the table too. You can tell he doesn’t care.

You? You’re different. You know you rock at your job. You do the best you can…you care.

Him? He doesn’t care. He just wants to talk about sports during his hour long, three martini lunches. That selfish ass.

He knows that $3 Million Dollar life insurance policy is on your head and he is planning to get his hands on that money one way or another.

Watch out for that harmless vacation to Kauai. You never know what hiking trail he plans to take you on.

Hold on now…what if you are a man?

What about it? You know your’e dead inside already. Your spouse is just helping you slide down the final few feet to your doom. It’s perfectly ok; you were meant to be a clog in the machine. Just sit back and enjoy that bowl of ice cream, everything will be just fine.

Source: MSN Health