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Ugly Shirt…the secret plans of my Wife and Daugther


Last Saturday, I took off my wonderful black University of Washington Husky hoodie and thus exposed that I was wearing a nice polo shirt. Sadly, I was informed by my wife, daughter, and my daughter’s friend that it was ugly. The shirt wasn’t nice at all; it was ugly.

Ugly? And they let me wear it all day long and didn’t bother to tell me until then?

Oh, you can’t imagine the embarrassment and shame than filled my soul with despair upon this cruel realization.

I do believe that my wife allows me (and probably secretly encourages me) to wear ugly and out of date clothes to make sure no hot babes check me out. That the hideous shirt is allowed to be wore by me (without a warning by my family) is clear proof my wife is purposely making me look like an unattractive dresser and fashion non-diva. I’m sure she is quite content to have me look a bit goofy. Well played dear wife, well played.

Ah, she is a clever one.

My daughter just likes me to look like a goof ball. I think it is her way of rebelling. I know she thinks to herself “That shirt is ugly and I should tell him to get rid of it. However, he did make me unload the dishwasher this morning so I won’t tell him to change it. He can suffer.”

There you have it. Clearly, I have no fashion sense. All of my clothes should probably be given away and I should buy a whole wardrobe!

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I just hope that one day I will be able to know when I’m ok with getting rid of shirt.

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7 responses to “Ugly Shirt…the secret plans of my Wife and Daugther

  1. The Cutter November 12, 2014 at 6:26 am

    I have a shirt just like that one!

  2. poppaz November 12, 2014 at 9:00 am

    I can so relate. My wife and one of my daughters is the same way. We have a bonfire once a year to sacrifice one of my “non approved” shirts…… I’m usually in morning for a week.

    • Kevin November 12, 2014 at 9:33 am

      My wife likes to make sure I’m dressed like a dork. Keeps the ladies at bay. Well, a least that is what I tell myself so I feel better about myself!

  3. poppaz November 12, 2014 at 9:03 am

    Reblogged this on Poppaz's View and commented:
    Do you have a shirt that embarrasses your wife or girlfriend?

  4. JW November 12, 2014 at 10:50 am

    With all the weight you are losing you will have to get a new wardrobe!

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