Since my blog (Kevin’s Blog of Worthless Advice) skyrocketed to Number 9 under the search of “worthless advice” in Google, I thought I’d better check the term “Kevin Hellriegel”. Just to be fair to myself and my imaginary stalker Cyndi, everyone and their cat Mr. Mittens “Googles” themselves to see what pops up under their name and how bad the results are. I luckily come up with good results because I’m really just totally awesome.
Well most of it is good except for the fact instead of my photography business coming up as Number 1, my sarcastic blog of worthless advice comes up as Number 1.
That could be a problem because I can be a bit of a rude sarcastic writer on my blog. I wouldn’t want someone to think ill of me. Who am I kidding? People think ill of each other all the time. They just like to pretend they aren’t mean.
My worthless advice for today: To get to a Number 1 Google rank is to narrow your search to be super specific. Unless your name is “Joe Smith” and you live in a cave without any internet presence, you should appear on Google’s ranking fairly high. When you search “Kevin Hellriegel”, I come up as Number 1. See, isn’t that some awesome worthless advice? I bet you wished I could come in and doing some marketing for your worthless brand, don’t you?
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