It’s update time for our favorite stalker Cyndi. Rather it is update time about our favorite stalker Cyndi; whom we all thought was imaginary but has emailed me just yesterday. Yes, Cyndi was kind enough to inform me that she is actually real.
Now, this no doubt is a huge ego booster for someone like himself who can his count readership on one hand. Of course, how do we know for sure that I didn’t invent the supposed email/comment posting we see on my blog? Or I’m just bringing Cyndi into “reality” myself to boost my meager readership? Is it just a cheap trick?
Would I be that creative to inject Cyndi into the realm of reality? Or perhaps someone from Indiana University is more creative than I (which honestly is not hard to do) and helped to create the wonderful stalker that is Cyndi.
I just can’t wait to hear more from Cyndi so that we all can enjoy and share in my writing and her witty comments. It is just more enjoyable for myself and my two readers to read my blog posts with the knowledge that Cyndi my stalker is reading it as well. Just think, a whole new world awaits us with a special stalker/stalking relationship that will influence my writing from now on.
So sit back dear readers, read my blog (which is fantastic..am I right? I know I’m right…just say I’m right) and enjoy my witty and thoughtful commentary on life.
Why spend time with the family? Take a lesson from Cyndi and start stalking me!
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