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Which is worse? Adult Coloring Books or Watching Reality TV?


One has to wonder…which is worse?  The insane trend of Adult Coloring Books OR watching Reality TV? Neither one is a new concept, but both waste a great deal of time.

Coloring Books:

Sure, some people claim it is very relaxing filling in a pattern with color pens. You know, stuff you use to do in 1st grade when your teacher needed some quiet time to nurse her hangover from a very raunchy weekend. Is the coloring the relaxing part? Or is the wine you are consuming as you are coloring that pretty butterfly (made by some 10 year old Indian artist) that makes it relaxing?

Reality TV:

My boring suburban life isn’t exciting enough so watching rich asses get into verbal fights is what really fulfills my day.  To be honest (because I’ve been lying to you all the various times before…I have to stop saying that..anyway….), I enjoy the insane swimming pool contractor show and the fix and flip shows. I can’t stand the “Southern Charm” shows or any of the “Housewives of _______” shows.  Just ridiculous characters thrown together with staged fights so I can think “what the hell am I watching??” 

 Thanks for reading and commenting on this post. I’m off to read a book (not a coloring book).

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6 responses to “Which is worse? Adult Coloring Books or Watching Reality TV?

  1. geoffreygreer May 3, 2016 at 8:05 am

    You sound angry this week, Kevin. You should try coloring! It’s very meditative and therapeutic. …Don’t forget the wine.

  2. fattymccupcakes May 3, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    I like the concept of coloring books for adults, because I loved the shit out of coloring. However, I cannot seem to find the time to just sit and color. Hmmmm…I wonder why?? I CANNOT stand the real housewives garbage. Why would I want to waste my time watching women who contribute nothing to society as they get richer, while I sit and drink cheap wine because my job of educating our future is slowly killing me?? I do love me some Biggest Loser or Fixer Upper, however…

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