October 22, 2014
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Oh, all the rage is pumpkin spice, right? I’m not a big fan of the pumpkin spice lattes but I do love pumpkin pie. I also thought a pumpkin protein shake wouldn’t be too bad. I didn’t want a lot of sugar in my protein shake since I’m doing my Fat Ass Dads Weight Loss Challenge. (I’m headed to Kauai and Maui in four months so I’m trimming down and toning up!). I was concerned that the canned pumpkin I was using was for pumpkin pies and would have lots of sugar. It actually isn’t bad in the sugar department.
A quick internet search got me to a website that had a pretty good pumpkin protein shake recipe. I wish I had bookmarked the page for you but as a lazy American male; I didn’t. Here is the basic recipe that I use these days.
1 cup Non Fat Milk
3/4 cup non fat plain Greek yogurt (because it’s the “in” thing to use)
1/2 cup to 1 cup canned pumpkin
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
1 teaspoon of nutmeg
1 scoop of Vanilla Protein Mix
1 tablespoon of ground flax seed
3-6 ice cubes (optional)
Whirl all that up in your blender and you are good to go.
You can adjust the recipe to fit your individual taste. Don’t even thinking of commenting about how much it sucks. It isn’t a real ice cream milkshake, so no whining that it doesn’t taste like that McDonald’s pumpkin milkshake, ok?
Everyday my recipe is a little different because I’m lazy and don’t measure everything perfectly. Maybe (if the mood fits me) I’ll share my peanut butter banana protein shake recipe with you in my next post.
March 26, 2014
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You know what drives me nuts?
People who wear their sunglasses on dark cloudy days.
Sure, I know you can have a bright cloudy day and need your sunglasses. You need your extremely cool sunglasses on bright sunny days; I get that. I’m a photographer and I am aware of the amount of light I see every day.
No, I’m talking about dark, overcast, ready to pour down rain on you days. I’m talking about people who insist on wearing sunglasses regardless of how dark or light it is outside. I’m not talking about the old grandma types that need them because of cataracts. I’m talking about people who are old enough to know better but want to look “good” in their shades. They can be in their twenties, thirties, forties, and fifties, and they still insist on wearing sunglasses when they clearly don’t need them.
Granted, some people’s prescription eyewear does change with the amount of light that hits them but they have a free pass to wear them. They need them and they aren’t trying to be a model from a hip clothing line. It makes no sense to me. You look like an idiot and it seems to me that you are hiding something. A little too many martinis at lunch today? That hit off the old meth pipe too much? You were crying because you realized your boyfriend was an ass and you should have dumped him three months like your friends told you to? Why wear the sunglasses? Why look like someone who is clearly an idiot?
Being from the Pacific Northwest region, we have over 200 days of cloudy weather. I understand you might want to wear the sunglasses but it makes no sense. Accept the fact you live here in a cloudy, rainy area of the world with no hope of sunshine except for two months out of the year. Get use to it. It is cloudy here most of the time and the weather is cold (40-50 F) most of the time. If it is 65 F and sunny, we are in heaven here!
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March 11, 2013
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You know what I love about the internet? I love those Top Ten (or whatever) Lists and discovering where I’m not going to let my daughter go on Spring Break. Sure, my little girl is only ten years old but you have to plan ahead if you want to be a good parent. The last thing you want is your daughter having “daddy issues”, ending up on the stripper pole in some strip club in Las Vegas with her boyfriend T-Dog. Don’t worry, she is “working her way through school” (mostly likely after you cut off the college tuition after she pulled straight Cs).
This is one of the key reasons why parents should be involved in their child’s life! Strong role models whether they are male or female need to set the example for kids to learn from.
Regardless, I’m not saying that you should keep your daughter at home like I plan to do. For one thing, I’m a much better parent than you can ever hope to be and two: you should send your daughter to these places so my son has someone to meet while he is on Spring Break. I’m kidding of course…..
I present to you the “Trashiest Spring Break Vacation Destinations” according to this link from coedmagazine.com. As you know, I think research is quite overrated. My opinion is really the only thing that matters and since I have huge amounts of common sense, research is really a waste of my time. Besides as an informed reader, you should be doing your own research. You can’t be a sheep following me all the time (because sheep creep me out).
“Trashiest Spring Break Vacation Destinations”
- Las Vegas, NV
- South Padre Island, TX
- Daytona Beach, FL
- Myrtle Beach, SC
- Orlando, FL
- Lake Havasu, AZ
- Miami, FL
- Panama City, FL
- Key West, FL
- Fort Meyers, FL
- Tampa, FL
- Virginia Beach, VA
- Scottsdale, AZ
- New Orleans, LA
- San Diego, CA
I’m glad to see Florida made seven of the top spots. I’m even happier that my dear State of Washington didn’t make it. In reality, who in their right mind would come here for rain and cold weather for spring break? Washington isn’t a Spring Break destination in the least. We don’t have nice sunny, warm weather until August and September. During the summer and fall, Western Washington is a beautiful place to visit. You can see Mt. Rainier, you can take a trip to the top of the Space Needle and you can enjoy a ferry boat ride across Puget Sound.
Today’s lesson is to keep track of your kids, enjoy the sunny weather while you can, and keep living the fun life you are meant to have!