I enjoy comedy shows and how they point out the craziness of today’s current events. I enjoy reading Facebook posts of my friends as well. However, I have noticed a trend of people giving up Facebook. I can understand that. I may have to give up on Facebook, the news, and my favorite comedy shows. Perhaps, I will think of only rainbows and unicorns. Keep myself upbeat. You know what I’m talking about, right?
The news channels are telling me what is going on out there in the world. Facebook is full of ranting and raving, hurt feelings, and cat videos. And folks, it’s not pretty watching and reading all of that.
I should just relax with my family and not watch the news. Sit back and appreciate what I have. It’s a good plan isn’t it?
I’ll even stick to my plan of not talking about my family in my blog posts. However, I’ll keep you informed of how my cat Mr. Whiskers is doing and how Cyndi (my imaginary stalker) is staying in the stalking business. Maybe I’ll slip in a good story of how much I appreciate my two blog readers, my wife, and my kids.
I will continue to offer worthless advice. With the name of my blog containing “worthless advice”, it is hopefully oblivious to my two readers that this blog is meant to be funny. I know I fail at being funny, but I try.
Leave your comments below…give me some feedback on what I should be writing about. It will only take a minute.
6 thoughts on “I may have to give up the News, Facebook, and all incoming messages of Doom and Gloom.”
I had the same idea over the weekend about giving up Facebook and limiting my news reading/watching. I think maybe we should band together to spread a new problem to write and post about… say…. about how all squirrels are actually robots… or how NASA doesn’t want us to know the moon really is made of cheese because they are funded by Kraft…. or even how WE’VE ALL BEEN EATING PIECES OF THE MOON ON OUR SANDWICHES… or something along those lines.
Write about how some yards still look amazing even though its the middle of winter. Do they have real grass or is it just carpet grass?
That’s not a bad idea. My lawn looks awful but my neighbor to the south has a nice lawn. What’s the secret?
I would like to hear more about Cyndi your imaginary stalker, also more worthless advice is always appreciated. 😊
Yes, Cyndi is very helpful. I’m thinking of offering her services to other bloggers.
Completely feel your pain on this one, lately, Kevin. Here’s where I finally arrived by the end of the day yesterday: https://www.pastgo.net/single-post/2017/02/09/Toys-Not-Toil