Yes, I know I have not written or posted anything since August 30 on my blog which is plain awful. It really is shameful if you think about it. I have a great deal of wonderful excuses I could give you for not writing but it all comes down to laziness. Ah, our old friend “laziness” has reared its ugly head and I use it as an excuse.
To be honest, I have been busy but that isn’t a good excuse for letting my dear blog readers just sit there and wait for my next entry. I know you have been waking up every morning, opening your smartphone app or your laptop, checking your email to get that notification that a new blog is up. Yet, I have failed you.
You have probably felt a little lost, maybe even abandoned, but I’m here for you again. I’m back and I promise we’ll have lots of fun adventures in the next few months. Lessons will be learned, wonderful advice will be given, and your life will be on the upswing again.
All this just from reading my blog. Are you lucky? Or maybe even blessed?
Don’t you feel special already? The best part of feeling special is that it makes you want to post comments below and have a really cool photo on my blog post.
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Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. All those hits when you didn’t post were from me. Welcome back from your sabbatical. 🙂
How did you know I looked at my “hit” stats and was wondering who would possibly be looking at my old post from Aug 30. Then I realized that my awesome advice and truly unique storytelling is timeless.
Exactly!
I did notice you went silent, actually. Glad you’re back in the saddle!