Can you believe I am writing yet again about my laptop power cord? You’d think we would never have to see another blog about my power cord, yet here we are again!
The other morning (after I had purchase my new power cord), I came out to living room to work on my laptop. Sadly, I found it without the power cord attached.
I know you have to be saying to yourself “What the hell are you talking about?” What idiot in his right mind would take your power cord? Oh please, can we only guess who I’d like to instill the wrath of Kevin?
After my recent threats of kicking KOTS (King of the Slackers) out of the house….of my continued discussion of how I never wanted him to look at my power cord much less touch it, KOTS takes my flipping power cord!
Being the kind and understanding individual, I turned on all the bedroom lights in his room, told KOTS I’d kill him if he touched my cord (again) and clearly stated that is not to touch any of my things ever again.
Now some people might criticize me and say I overreacted. One could argue that point until I introduce them to KOTS’ bedroom and bathroom and enlighten them to the numerous stories of KOTS misguided thinking. KOTS has gone thru four power cords and I had to purchase a fifth power cord to get my laptop to work. Now, what is wrong with this last sentence I just wrote?
One, KOTS has gone thru four power cords. Two, he hasn’t paid to replace any of them. Three, I had to buy my own replacement cord, and fourth, he took my power cord again!
What do you think would have happen to my poor little power cord? It would have died a sad lonely death! It would have been broken and been worthless! I save it and myself from more misery. Now ask yourself, did I overreact? Did I become the monster or did I become a savior?
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Dude, that’s ANOTHER reason to switch to a Mac… totally different power cord.
How right you are!