Ok, basically my day starts out with a cup of coffee and not trying to get my wife pissed off at me. Usually I get one cup of coffee down before I manage to upset the dear wife. Sometimes, I can get through breakfast in one piece. Please keep in mind, that my dear wife is under the assumption that I do nothing all day but sit around and watch tv. Really, do the dishes actually wash themselves? Do the clothes magically hop into the wash machine and dry themselves? What about dinner? Who takes care of the kids? There is a lot of sarcasm to fit into the day and it won’t happen by itself.
Forgive me, I’m not trying to be a martyr. I just don’t think the clothes fold themselves. Heaven forbid that someone fold some clothes while watching tv and drinking wine. See, that is the type of senseless and unthoughtful comments that get me in trouble. One could argue that I bring it on myself (however Cyndi my stalker would disgreed) with my lack of self control with respect to my comments. I really should just keep my mouth shut.
Keeping my mouth shut would be easy…but then my a little piece of me would die. I’ve tried to tone it down and be less sarcastic but it is hard. Everyday life brings a well of sacrastic sitautions to take advantage of. I’m addicted to my sarcasm because it is just so fun and easy to do! If I didn’t have sarcasm my life would be so boring. According to this article from the American Psychological Association (APA)., if you don’t understand sacasm then you probaby have some brain damage or trama. Here’s the link: http://www.apa.org/releases/sarcasm.html