Sunday is a wonderful day in which you wake up with high hopes to get a great deal of stuff done…but you don’t. That “To Do” List you might have started Friday night (but you really didn’t get started until lunch on Saturday) is never going to get done. Accept this fact and your life will be a lot easier.
As an unpublished motivational speaker with an imaginary stalker named Cyndi, I offer this wonderful Worthless Advice from my living room: Ditch the “To Do” List.
When you have a “To Do List”, you are setting yourself up for failure. Do you want to be a failure? Let’s be honest, you won’t accomplish anything on your list and that will make you feel like a loser, a failure, a worthless individual who can’t do anything. Is that your idea of being a “winner”?
Let’s say you have ten items on your list. So you get two done of ten and scratch them off. Wow. You finished two items…20% of your list done. Is that worth bragging about? You got 20% done. If this was a math test, you’d have failed. That’s the big “F”. Wouldn’t that make your parents proud? What about your kids? They could brag….”My mommy (or daddy) finished two things for an “F”…yeah!!!” Face it; that is a lesson your kids don’t need to learn (let them learn how much of a failure you are later in their lives).
Your kids will learn later on in life that you didn’t take them to Disneyland every year, you skipped half the teacher-parent conferences because you were too busy checking your Facebook status, and the pet bunny isn’t really living out with Uncle Simon on the farm in the country. These items can safely be hidden from them. You already killed the Tooth Fairy when your kid lost her tooth on a Saturday night, you went to bed, forgot to switch out her tooth for a dollar. Then the next morning, you wake up in a panic, grab your wallet to discover you have only a $20 bill left. So you slide your hand (palming the $20 bill) under her pillow and doing the switch….and she wakes up!
Now you have to explain that you were just “checking” to make sure the Tooth Fairy had stopped by. She looks at you suspiciously, looks under the pillow to discover that nice $20 bill and her doubt is quickly forgotten. However, then she thinks you were trying to heist her money and that opens a whole new can of worms.
Don’t be a failure. Be a winner! Forget the “To Do List”.