Those darn robots have made America the disaster it is today! We need to ban robots and Artifical Intelligence (AI)! To bring back the hundreds of thousands of manufacturing jobs they have taken from hard working Americans, we need to ban all new robots!
I know our robot overlords are not going to like this post. In fact, in the Robot Patriot Treason Trials of the 2030’s (yes, the future) I know this blog post (and many I’ll write about this subject) will be used against me to show how I was a bigot towards AI and Robots. My act of defiance here will no doubt land me in the slave coal mines of Virginia (or the Moon).
However, we must look to the past to bring back those jobs. Get rid of those evil robots that automated people out of work! Recycle them into steel and use that steel to build cars made by all human hands. Rise up dear readers, and say “no more robots!”
But if you are a robot and have already taken over the world, I’m sorry about this post, it was a joke, and please don’t ship me off to the moon for a space mining camp.