Let’s face it, you hate people, I hate people, and we really hate sitting next to them in the airplane. Sure, we all wish we could afford First Class but we can’t. However, we can use certain techniques to maximize your seat space on the airplane.
Bring Your Own Smelly Food – Since the airlines want to make a profit, one of the first things to go was the food service. But this is an awesome time to bring your own food along! And it had better be extremely good and stinky. We all know that the stinky food is the best food! Pickled eggs, sauerkraut, sardines, garlic bread, cat food, and maybe some strange food that would make a billy goat puke is just what you need on your next flight.
Stake out the Armrest – the seats and the armrest aren’t getting any bigger on airplanes these days and you need to stake your claim to them. As soon as you sit down, stretch out and take as much space as you can. When your neighbors arrive, just cough a lot, and wipe your hands all over the armrest. Ha, these armrest belong to me now.
Take Those Shoes Off and Let Those Stinky Feet Breath – why should your feet be trapped in your shoes? These flight is the beginning of your vacation. Take those shoes off and relax.
Don’t Brush Your Teeth – nothing says “I don’t care about life, you, or your comfort” than skipping the brushing those pearly white teeth. Your mouth should smell and taste like the inside of a elementary school dumpster on a hot spring afternoon.
Don’t Shower – Again, you want to push people away. With your awful breath, you can add to the sensual pleasure by not taking a shower for a few days before your flight.
Dress Poorly – dress like a slob AND make sure you wear the wrong travel clothes. Pants that are too tight – check! Coats with not enough pockets – check! A big hat that gets in the way – check!
Have a HUGE Carry On Bag – The heavier, the better. Just like all the unsolved resentment you carry around in your soul, your carry on bag should be just as heavy. Make sure that you can’t lift it over your head. Ideally, your bag should make a professional weightlifter pop a blood vessel as he lifts it.
Talk to EVERYONE…be loud and proud! Everyone wants to hear about how you had an awful time on the taxi ride to the airport, or how Aunt Megan thinks you drink too much. Make new friends by asking questions that are way too personal. Remember, make them feel uncomfortable and they will scoot away from you as far as their little seatbelt will allow.
As always, I know these eight awesome travel tips will really bring you to the top of your worthless life. What better way to make it to the lower bottom of life?
For the past couple of weeks here in the Seattle area, we have enjoyed a nice frosty cold spell. It was so cold, we had numerous days of the temperature dropping in the 20’s (F) and even into the teens. That is pretty unusual for us. It cause my little fish pond to freeze over. Don’t worry; the goldfish are still going strong under the ice.
It also cause Lake Josephine on Anderson Island to mostly completely freeze over. The other sister lake, Lake Florence, also was frozen over from this recent cold spell. Again, pretty amazing stuff for our mild martime Puget Sound climate area.
Now, when I took these photos, the ice was 2-4 inches thick and clear. That will support my dog’s weight of 37 lbs with no problem. It could support me…but why take that chance? My son and I happily stayed on the float section of our dock. I didn’t want to fall through the ice, die, and leave you (my dear blog readers) sad and depressed, right? In this case, instead of my usual “Safety 3rd” motto, I bumped it up to #1. Heck, safety is no accident.
My dog Bella enjoyed the ice and chasing the ball for hours. My son flew one of our Phantom 3 drones over the frozen Lake Josephine as well, hopefully we will have some drone video to post in the next week or so.
Now, the weather has warmed up into the 40’s (F) and the ice is disappearing. Until next year….I bid you a fond farewell my frozen lake friends….
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Enjoy this drone footage of the retired ferry boat “Ocean City” now docked in Oro Bay, Anderson Island, WA. Oro Bay is located in the southeast section of Anderson Island. The ferry boat “Ocean City” was actually sailed over from the east coast of the United States via the Panama Canal.
This past weekend, my son and I took a quick trip to Anderson Island to fly the Phantom 3 drone and get some awesome raw footage. We did three flights and the video below is a short video of those flights.
On a side note, for us to keep the YouTube channel name “Seattle Drones”, we need at least 100 subscribers. Do us a favor and hit the “subscribe” button when you view the video. And we need you to “like” this video too! Heck, you should post it on your Facebook page and email all your friends about this video!
Anderson Island is located in the south Puget Sound area of Washington State and is accessible by ferry boat, boat, or helicopter. You could also land a seaplane or parachute in if you like. I’ll stick to the ferry boat ride (I don’t jump out of perfectly good aircraft) and using the drone (or an airplane) for bird’s eye views of Anderson Island.
During the drone video, you’ll see one of the two ferries that Pierce County operates between Steilacoom (mainland) and Anderson Island. My son Hayden ran the drone from the parking lot near the ferry landing on Anderson Island. He doesn’t seem to trust me with flying it at this point.
The lake portion of the video is Lake Josephine with views east towards Mt. Rainier. You can also see Oro Bay during this section of the video and we launched from Ray Park.
The third and final part of the video shows McNeil Island to the north, Eagle Island (a Washington State Park – day use only), some more of the ferry, and a gorgeous sunset with the Olympic Mountains in the distance. We launched from Olso Point for this flight.
Below are some helpful links if you are interested in a visit to Anderson Island: