March 10, 2017
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Well, I have no helpful writing tips for you and your upcoming bestselling novel. This is my worthless advice blog, remember? If you want some helpful tips, you might as well just click over to someone who is helpful like: Jenna Morcci. She’s an author/writer/blogger I stumbled upon, while I was watching YouTube. Before you judge me, my YouTube viewing is called “research.” While I was “researching” something…. (Truth be told, you know I was wasting time with Mr. Whiskers by my side, trying to figure out something on YouTube when Jenna Morcci’s writing videos came into my feed).
Let’s get to the point….She is hilarious! Well crafted videos that are a bit sarcastic, but helpful on writing. She’s informative, delightful, and has some great writing points. Hmm, she could be more helpful than my worthless advice blog and that could be dangerous. Perhaps, she could be my arch enemy? Nah, that would involve me thinking too much of plot lines, character development, and how to write more than two sentences together and thus make something worthwhile. One of my favorite videos is at the end of this post.
To combat her cleverness, I probably should throw together a witty list of “How to Write a Novel” tips. Here goes my worthless advice tips list that won’t help you at all:
- Write in a Safe Space. Yes, go to your safe space. This could be an extra room in your house, under the stairs, the local coffee shop, or the pub down the street (see item #2).
- Consume large quantities of alcohol. All the great, successful writer were drunks. Why should you be any different? Drink up! You could even have a signature drink!
- Play music appropriate to your writing style. Feeling romantic? Play some love songs. Your story takes place at an all night rave? Throw on some EMD trance music.
- Read. Heck, you can’t write if you don’t read. Read your genre or just read the classics. Just don’t sit around and do nothing. Pick up that Kindle and read!
- Soak in a Hot Tub – this is a wonderful way to relax, brainstorm, and not write. You are in a hot tub, how could you write anything down?
- Surf the internet. Remember I said not to sit around and do nothing? Well, start surfing that internet and enjoy learning about how to snowboard in New Zealand. It won’t help you write but you might end up with a great storyline, a blog post, or a new place to visit.
- Watch YouTube videos. This is an awesome way to learn a new skill…how to change out a wheel bearing, how to paint your house, how to waste time watching You Tube videos about how to be successful. It’s always just a big circle; watch a video and never write that next great American novel.
- Play with your cat! What can you distract you more than your cat? So cute, so cuddling. It makes you want to watch cute cat videos on YouTube! Am I right? You know I am.
- Chat with your Imaginary Stalker Cyndi -You know you haven’t been paying enough attention to Cyndi and she doesn’t like that. She will get you back….and she is your #1 fan!
Luckily, I know none of these tips will help you to become a better writer. I know they won’t help you doing anything that moves you along to becoming successful, or happy, or the pride of your family.
Here’s a link to Jenna’s videos. If you like a snarky attitude, you like to write, and you think I might actually have some good advice for you, just click on her video! I don’t get paid to say how much I enjoy her videos, but she is pretty funny. She should at least take me out to dinner for all of the web traffic my blog will be sending her…. No, I’m not in love with her…. (my wife will roll her eyes when she reads this part…). Until Jenna comments on my blog….I bid you a fond farewell.
March 4, 2013
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Remember that time when you lost to that other kid at school? Of course you do. Everyone is a loser at one point in their life and if you are lucky, you’ll be losing a lot more in your life. You’ll probably be more of a loser after this article than you deserve to be.
What does winning teach you? Nothing. Winning teaches you to hold onto that one moment when you thought you were a winner. Sure, you were a winner at that one moment in time. That brief moment you were a champion. You were the best. And you hold onto that moment forever.
But what does it mean to lose? Losing teaches you that your best just wasn’t good enough. You didn’t make it to the top of the heap. But you survived. You got up, shook off the defeat, and move forward.
You aren’t reliving the glory years of “how your team won the championship that year” inside the local tavern over a warm beer. You aren’t retelling the same worn out story every time you see your friends of how you caught that game winning touchdown pass. You didn’t catch that pass. You lost and you moved on. You didn’t dwell on failure or defeat. You learned from the losing experience and it made you a tougher person.
If anything, you should have learned why you lost and took steps to improve yourself and your ability to succeed next time. Losing is a learning experience and motivates us to do better, to strive for improvement.
So be a loser and move forward with your life! But before you do that, make sure you “like” this post. Don’t be a winner, be a loser and push the “like” button. And be even more of a loser and subscribe to my blog so I can feel like a winner. Thanks for reading!